10 Feb 2012

BANANA PLANT

                                                                                        
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”
  



 “My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”

“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”